|My whip, a 67 Mustang dubbed "Sweet Tooth"|
Then read this to yourself in the best Officer Dan accent you can muster. Thanks. Also, I wish I could be writing this to you in the Disney font, cause it's so warm and inviting. Computers ain't my thang.
Welcome to Drift 4K Amigos. As the "story" left off, Nick and Ernie headed towards Mexico to avoid another sticking from the long arm of the law. I followed them boys down there, we had some good times, and caused some right purdy mayhem for the fine people of Mexico. After a while we drifted (see what I did there?) apart and went our own separate ways. Since I was promoted to customer at my last job, I went to seek new employment. Turns out employment found me.
|Random unemployed selfie|
|Just a small sample of Vlads stash|
|Last known photo of the "drift extravaganza"|
Didn't take long to find 'em. They had gotten themselves kicked out of every venue they tried to do demos in for lack of crowds giving two shits and even less pesos. I Traced down that line till I found em at rock bottom. Doing half assed stunts in a run down dirt lot, for a crowd of 1. I'm pretty sure passing tumbleweeds could make more money than these two at this point. What a waste of good talent and gasoline.
|Quit playin in the dirt, it's dirty.|
|me, complete badass, skid racin with them boys again|
|About to help these boys get bowls back|
Off they went into the desert. Probably would have been better to get them a cab to the airport, but wheres the fun in that? Needless to say Vlad had a plan for that too. He figured they wouldn't get far and sent a "Shepard" to help find the way. Right on time he was too. Just as they had run completely out of gas riding nuts to butts on a bumpy dirt road, the driver showed up to save the day.
|Taxi driver and me somewhere in Mexico|
|Stock image of some cool Triumphs I found.|
|Natasha laid the smack down on them but good.|
|Lol you just got beat by a girl.|
|Vlad in one of his more natural poses.|
|Long distance coffee sugar, delivered.|
|Back and forth they went|
|Vlad seemed to be laying down a smoke screen they couldn't see through, thanks Armageddon|
|But them boys was fast.|
Officer Dan out.